Attribution: Photo by David Moum on Unsplash By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes, along with the keeper, that the strange unseasonably warm temperatures are due to a systemic responsibility slipup in which the turtle-like US justice system somehow ended up in charge of the weather, and the Repubs then filed a petition for summer. A prominent …
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Kickass and Sharing
Photo by Bill Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, agrees with the keeper that in all relationships, sharing is the key to tranquility, and a stunning example of that occurred when Phyllis went to considerable effort to concoct something called “Sheet-pan coconut shrimp and sweet potatoes” and the keeper dutifully and enthusiastically ate …
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Kickass Message to Boo
Photo by Bill Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, seeks the keeper’s help in sending a message to Boo, a smallish schnauzer-type dog that once lived with the keeper and Phyllis on the Mazomanie hill and who could play the piano and dance, and who invalidated the keeper’s long standing custody arrangement and …
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Kickass and “My Shadow”
Attribution: Matthew Bowden www.digitallyrefreshing.com, Attribution, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, hands it over to the keeper on this Groundhog Day of shadows, as he—the keeper, actually recalls from grade school days, the first few lines of Robert Louis Stevenson “My Shadow.” Impressed with the duration of such memory clutter, the …
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Kickass and the Groundhog’s Shadow
Attribution: Anthony Quintano from Mount Laurel, United States, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper passes along news that the Repub’s attempts to impeach the groundhog and replace it with a weasel has stalled as the entire weasel family—which includes the badger, serves notice that they …
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Kickass and Baby Photos
Attribution: Photos by Bill Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper and Phyllis shared an entertainment exercise with fellow Vista West residents in which the challenge was to identify baby photos with current subjects. While the results were mixed, there was one verity: at one point in their lives every …
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Kickass Has Battery Woes
Attribution: New York Public Library, No restrictions, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes that the keeper has lived with car battery woes his entire long life and it isn’t over yet—the battery woes, that is, as a Subaru battery warranty issue involves a loaner car and an indefinite wait as …
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Kickass Goes Ice Fishing
Attribution: Anneli Salo, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper in noting how the unusual winter weather has set up Wisconsin as an ice-fishing mecca; and as descended from a father who viewed the weird sport in religious terms, the keeper recalls with fond memories occasionally joining …
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Kickass and Old Love
Attribution: Photo by Bill Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, considers himself fortunate to share living quarters with the keeper and Phyllis as the two of them fill their days with one project after another and try to participate in Vista West community living. Phyllis, as a photo artist and computer acrobat, and …
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Kickass and the Old Bridge
Attribution: Randen Pederson from Superior, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, thinks that by now the keeper should be accustomed to seeing the destruction and replacement of the many things he remembers being built—shopping malls, huge business complexes and roads and bridges, like the Blatnik bridge connecting Superior and …
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Kickass Remembers Louie
Attribution: Photo by Wesley Mc Lachlan on Unsplash Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper in noting the life and death of Louie Lancaster, a gimp legged little old bachelor who worked as the neighborhood hired man during the keeper’s growing up years. Louie came to northwest Wisconsin from somewhere in Illinois as the Great Depression was winding …
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Kickass and Writing Helpers
Photo by Bill Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper in noting that while writing is mostly a solitary undertaking, the mechanics of getting words out to readers involves many others on both personal and professional levels. Currently for the keeper the capable hands of Phyllis keep him in the game with …
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