Attribution: Willy Stöwer, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, will be attending the keeper and Phyllis’s yard sale at which they will be offering the following unused writing analogies and other slightly used composition tools.
*Waiting for the courts to solve the current political outrage is like being on fire while the fire department holds a charity dance.
*Expecting compassion from Republicans is akin to thinking the rabid dog won’t bite.
*Accepting medical advice from a guy with a brain worm is like taking a cancer diagnosis to an auto repair shop.
*To put your hopes for world peace in the hands of former TV staffers is like thinking you won’t land hard when you jump out of the window.
*To expect decency and consideration from a proven narcissistic liar is akin to expecting kindness from a rock.
*To assume you are on the Titanic is one way to encourage making appropriate plans.
*Keep cool!
Comments