Attribution: Jonathan Wilkins, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper, as a former farm boy who knew the experience of hand-milking cows, laments the progression of the twice daily task to “milking parlors” and rotating stalls and the hand-over to immigrant farm workers.
With that last fact in mind and with the “Lone Dearranger” POTUS intent on evicting everyone from the country who is not a billionaire or who contributes useful and meaningful work, the question is who is going to milk the Wisconsin cows?
Having grown up with the discipline of “milking the cows” taking precedent over all other human activity including weddings, funerals and prom dates, the keeper is uneasy about the threatening situation.
The cows absolutely have to be milked. And it is not enough for it to be only in the memory of a former farm kid with his head in the flank of “Longlegs,” pulling absently at her udder and occasionally squirting milk at the begging barn cats: There needs to be actual milkers for the 1.27 million Wisconsin cows: Musk, put your cheesehead hat back on and lead the MAGA rodeo clowns down to the cowbarn!
MAGA=“Milking Always Gets Accomplished,” at least in Wisconsin.
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