Attribution: Photo by Zachariah Smith on Unsplash
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, in his unwavering efforts to keep the keeper at least as relevant as bathroom tissue, hears him as he asks the following burning question: If the rabbits were able to wrest the Easter egg extravaganza away from the chickens is there nothing they wouldn’t do in promoting their own narcissistic image?
In considering how downright scary that is, the keeper is throwing in with the chickens in a desperate effort at restoring Easter egg justice back to the chickens where it rightfully belongs.
He will be renewing his request to keep a small flock of chickens on his and Phyllis’s 5th floor balcony at Vista West. The price of eggs is obviously a factor in his decision but justice, fairness and decency figure much higher.
Go, chickens!
Love them chickens…