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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, having forever marked Wisconsin as his territory, joins the keeper and Phyllis in sending a thank-you note to Elon for his generous participation in the recent state supreme court election won by Susan Crawford:
“Elon:
“Thank you so much for helping Wisconsin find its survival kit of good judgement and decency which had somehow been kicked under the couch.
“Your generosity in hiring muscle to move the couch allowed Wisconsin to reclaim its political survival kit and resume its historical use of decency and pride in the fair-for-the-people state government it was once noted for.
“Take notice, Elon, of the prominence of women on Wisconsin’s supreme court scene and know that none of them are for sale as you and your orange puppet seem to regard the women in your crowd.
“You may have the most money, Elon, but Wisconsin has the most cheese and it knows how to use a chainsaw to leave the likes of you and your grabbing-groping misogynistic money crowd nothing but a decaying stump!
“Don’t come again, Elon, Wisconsin has enough trouble with exotics like you and the Emerald Ash Borer!”
“Sincerely,
“All of the Wisconsin citizenry.”
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