Attribution: The Wide World Magazine, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper and Phyllis in celebrating the capture of what was first thought to be the Rhinelander Hodag but turns out to be Elon Musk who was nabbed while trying to stuff currency into the personal body orifices of a Badger.
Musk, first trying to pass himself off as Paul Bunyan, was tripped up when what he claimed was his pet Blue Ox turned out to be an orange narcissist who was not housebroken and made a mess wherever he went.
Wisconsin voters in Tuesday’s Supreme Court election, offended by Musk’s incredible audacity, will be voting for Susan Crawford who thinks women have rights to their own bodies and no amount of Musk money should deny them that.
The Rhinelander Hodag, meanwhile, remains at large and is rumored to be considering a run for statewide office so he can meet Miss Forward aka “Wisconsin” on top of the State’s Capitol.
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