Attribution: Photo by kuaileqie RE on Unsplash
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, woke up to the dripping of the keeper’s poetry on a rainy Sunday:
‘If I had a Telsa I would sell it.
“if I were a Repub you would smell it.
“If the mad POTUS has his way
And tells his lies with every bray.
To make him think I am dead.
And if Phyllis is already there
It’s just another way we share.
We won’t stay there ‘til it ends.
We’d miss families and friends.
But under the bed tells us it’s not funny,
For Musk to see us as just a dust bunny.
Phyllis and I are crawling out to see how
Elon goes about milking a Wisconsin cow.
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