Attribution: Fine Apples, CC0, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper and Phyllis in observing the ongoing auction of Wisconsin’s supreme court as Elon the musk is the current high bidder in the April 1st election and obviously wants the state’s highest court as a trinket to display in his recently purchased Oval Office.
The keeper reminds Wis voters that if musky Elon successfully buys Wisconsin’s court he also gets Wisconsin’s empathy, decency and honesty which have aways been important attributes to life in Wisconsin but, as other states are demonstrating, may be outmoded as modern survival qualities.
Elon the musky one’s Wisconsin court candidate says he will continue with state control of women’s bodies and be a true MAGA follower from top to bottom.
SUSAN CRAWFORD the other candidate lines up with planned parenthood and her election would prevent a return to the court’s obscene gerrymandered balance that for years denied Wisconsin majority representative government.
Susan is also big on empathy.
Allowing Musk to buy the state court would have the long-lasting effect of identifying Wisconsin as a place of easily manipulated cheeseheads who vote against their own best interests and their empathy can be bought.
(Musk: A secretion of some male glands which carries an offensive odor)
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