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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, is working with the keeper to reassign the title of dumbest Wisconsin politician from long term champion MAGA-loving Sen. Johnson to former Rep. Sean Duffy who is the new secretary of transportation and made the following statement about the recent air disaster: “OBVIOUSLY IT IS NOT STANDARD TO HAVE AIRCRAFT COLLIDE. I WANT TO BE VERY CLEAR ON THAT.”
The statement is displayed in capital letters because it is of such importance and has the potential of joining the nation’s historical lexicon of great expressions along with: “Give me liberty or give me death.”
The competition for dumbest Wisconsin Politician is very stiff, considering such names as Tiffany, Grothman and others, and Duffy is to be congratulated.
The keeper yearns for the good old days of smart politicians like Darlington’s State Sen. Gordon Roseleip who very publicly demonstrated that he could not taste the difference between Illinois oleomargarine and Wisconsin butter but said that it didn’t matter to the voters.
The keeper and Phyllis raise a toast to the infinite wisdom of their fellow Wisconsin voters and they WANT TO BE VERY CLEAR ON THAT.
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