Kickass and Wisconsin Name by Bill Stokes

Attribution: USFWS Mountain-Prairie, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

By Bill Stokes

Kickass, the doorstop dog, cautions the keeper to remain calm in the face of rumors that the MEGA efforts to rename things includes an attempt to rename WISCONSIN to eliminate the last three letters “sin” in its name.

A POTUS staffer told the Fox Hen House Cackle that with a state name ending in “sin” there was fear that the residents might be encouraged to party excessively and do other things alluded to in the ten commandments such as covet and “commit!”

It has been suggested by POTUS staffers that the “sin” in Wisconsin be replaced with “job” making the state’s name “Wisconjob” which would imply that “conjob” is more fitting than “sin” in a state’s name and would make it more acceptable to the current POTUS.

An earlier attempt to rename Lake Superior “Lake Inferior” was abandoned when southern MEGA members copyrighted “inferior” for their exclusive use.

In keeping with its new name of “Wisconjob” the state will be changing its motto of “Forward” to “Backward” and

residents will henceforth be identified not as “Badgers” but as Mega Mice.

Go, Wisconjob MEGA Mice!!!!