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Kickass and Last POTUS

Posted on January 25, 2025Updated on January 25, 2025by Bill StokesCategories:Humor, Kickass, Politics, Social Commentary

Attribution: NASA/ESA and The Hubble Heritage Team (STScI/AURA), Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

By Bill Stokes

Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper as he tries to claim privilege by noting that given his age, odds are that the recently elected POTUS will be the last one the keeper experiences before his little pile of cells gets rearranged into either a pine seedling or a jackrabbit.

With that likelihood in mind, the keeper feels no inhibition in passing along to his “last” POTUS the following:

            *You too are just a temporary arrangement of cells and eventually you will be recycled from POTUS into something else, maybe a muskrat or possibly a Musk.

            *As you create new departments, how about a Bureau of Billionaire Priorities–BBP, to suggest decency and compassion over narcissistic space ventures.

            *While you go about renaming gulfs and mountains, consider calling Washington DC “The National Dog Park” with free over-size plastic bags for Republicans.

            *In your haste to throw people out of the country to put an international bent on homelessness, might you consider creating a “Medal of Starvation” for awarding at MEGA White House ceremonies.

            *So, Mr. POTUS, keep in mind that nobody knows whose cells get rearranged first, so in the event yours are processed before the keeper’s he vows to be kind to muskrats, but not to Musks. 

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