Attribution: StanCoFair, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports on the keeper’s efforts to identify with the billionaires who recently bought the universe and reinstalled the formerly discredited Pluto at its center.
In terms of relating to such things as Elon’s big space rocket exploding and falling into the sea, the battery once fell out of the keeper’s ’32 Chevy and plunged him into sudden and total darkness as he was barreling down the big Rice Lake hill on his way to “explore” young female residents.
Put the brakes on, Elon, before you run into a something solid, like compassion, decency and respect for the citizenry!
Referencing Pluto’s plans to evict essential workers, including those who milk Wisconsin’s cows, this may result in you–Elon, having to milk cows at least temporarily. It was the keeper’s young farm-boy experience to once be kicked into a manure-filled gutter by a cow he was hand milking as she reacted to being pricked by a fishhook in the keeper’s hat as he leaned into her flank.
Considering all the sharp “hooks” in your hat, Elon, it is inevitable that you will eventually be kicked into a s— filled gutter where your billionaire friends await with their version of the truth under which everything smells so good.
Give the hungry cats a squirt in the name of charity!
