Attribution: (DoD photo by the U.S. Marine Corps Lance Cpl. Harleigh Faulk), Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, is impressed with the keeper’s rare ability to read the unexpressed thoughts of others, which was, of course, in play for the Jimmy Carter Memorial service:
Biden–“There was a day when I would have kicked the s… out of him!”
Harris–“We need a recount.”
Obama–“So he claimed I wasn’t born in the USA! Ha!”
Pence–“Is he still carrying that rope?”
Bush–“Does he even know my name?”
Gore–“He doesn’t know mine!”
Melania–Has the media photographed my shoes yet?”
Walz–“I’d rather be ice-fishing!”
Hillary–“Does he even know where Latvia is!”
Bill Clinton–“What will they say at my memorial service?”
Mrs. Pence–“We are surrounded by Godless losers!”
There are many other revelations of unexpressed thoughts, but in respect to the clergy and others who are embarrassed by reality, the keeper turns off his special powers and pours a little brandy in his morning coffee.
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