Attributiion: Photo by Alexander Grey on Unsplash
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper peaked out at understanding financial matters with the $2 bill, and thinks of bitcoin as loose change chewed by the dog.
This leaves him standing on the corner as the financial parade becomes so outrageous that it takes up the entire street, commands traffic in all directions and totally rules sports and politics alike.
*A total of 5.5 BILLION was spent on the recent POTUS election.
*Baseball star Juan Soto signs $765 million contract.
*The contract buyout cost of the current UW football coach would be $40 million. The previous coach was bought out for only $11 million.
*Billionaires dominate the incoming administration with the lead example having an estimated wealth of $365 billion.
*Something called the “transfer portal” admits college athletes to the money parade and will soon likely be available at the kindergarten level.
*The average national cost of a dozen eggs is $5.59.
The keeper would have breakfast but he cannot afford it and Phyllis will tell him to eat an orange out of the fruit bowl. (Average national cost of a bag of navel oranges is $5.99)
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