Attribution: Marie-Lan Nguyen, CC BY 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper has been approached by the National Order of Turkeys–“NOT,” to do something about the traditional Thanksgiving Day menu as well as the dispiriting grey-day November weather.
Response from AI suggested eating sparrows for Thanksgiving feasting as they are the most numerous bird and ignoring the weather by fomenting the conspiracy theory that the Earth is a plumbing fixture that will soon be flushed in the direction of Mars under the guidance of an overstuffed turkey.
In deferring to AI, the keeper cites his long association with NI–“Natural Ignorance,” and gets a warm feeling from realizing he is not alone. Thank goodness for Phyllis who will soon be cooking up the traditional Thanksgiving sparrow!
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