Illustration by Michael DiMilo
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, passes along the word that the keeper is seeking help with interpreting a dream that put a confusing spin on the last hour of his sleep: He is in downtown Chicago with two dogs which he is to deliver to a theatre director for a production to start in two hours, but the dogs run away and the keeper pursues them through the city streets until they are finally corralled, but the keeper does not know what street he is on so when he tries to contact the theatre director he cannot tell him where to come to pick up the dogs in time to make the opening curtain.
The keeper is unable to make a meaningful connection with any of his limited theatre experiences and would really appreciate help from anyone skilled in interpreting dreams. He knows that like all dreams, this one will ultimately dissolve in the firmament, but he would like to know where the hell it came from and what it meant?
As with all of his problem issues, the keeper plans to take this one to Phyllis but she could use help: contact her with your dream interpretation as soon as you get out of bed and before you have your coffee.
Thank you!
