Kickass and Milking the Cows

Attribution: Julien Dupré , Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

By Bill Stokes

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper displays his keen sense of staying ahead of the game by noting that recent election results pose a serious problem as to who will milk the Wisconsin cows once the migrant workers are all deported?

The answer seems obvious: women will milk the cows simply because the men will order them to do so.

That is now the way of things not only in Wisconsin but the rest of the country as there will be mass conversion from migrant workers to women in the lettuce fields, the slaughterhouses and most other unpleasant, dirty job locations as men supervise the ladies and count the profits.

Once in his childhood, the keeper’s sister Norma volunteered to help with hand milking, and then a cow nailed her with a filthy switching tail and Norma resigned from hand milking never to be seen in its environs again.

There may be problems of that nature as the migrants-to-women conversion is made, but the men’s answer under incoming dictates is likely to be impregnating the women and sending them off to have babies since that is pretty much what the controlling men see as their purpose in life.

The keeper would run all of this past Phyllis but she is sleeping in and he hesitates to wake her.

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