Attribution: Corey Coyle, CC BY 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports the keeper and Phyllis’s post-election survival as they note that the sun came up and moved in its usual path over Wisconsin’s Capital dome, pausing briefly to shine on the state motto of “Forward,” and lighting up the new lyrics to the official state song:
On Wisconsin, On Wisconsin
Your vote is earning “WOWS!’
But when the migrants go
Who will milk our cows?
On Wisconsin. On Wisconsin.
Our migrants aren’t so bad.
We believe that’s true since some
Were grandpa’s mom and dad
On Wisconsin. On Wisconsin.
We are all in the big game
It’s country against city
And that’s a state shame.
“FORWARD!”
Photo by Bill Stokes