Attribution: Author Lyman Frank Baum Illustrator William Wallace Denslow, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper and Phyllis, on recently driving Wisconsin roads, were forced to conclude that based on the many political signs promoting a demented “wizard,” they had somehow entered the Land of Oz and they might as well decide what organs or bodily parts they would ask the Wizard for if and when they established contact with him as he juggled illusions and fakery behind his political Ouija board.
Their potential wizard “want” lists seemed endless, with the keeper’s far exceeding Phyllis’s since he is considerably older and has a longer history of discontent with the disfunction of many personal physiological components.
Based on the proliferation of signs in rural Wisconsin promoting the Ouija board wizard, there must be many travelers on Wisconsin’s Yellow Brick Roads in sore need of replacement hearts, courage, brains and a means of getting back to Aunt Em in Kansas, if not Wisconsin
Go Dorothy and Kamala!
