Attribution: Jessie Willcox Smith (1863 – 1935), Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper, ever anxious to be relevant, is volunteering to assist Kamala as she does her best to refute the outrageous fairy tale claims that will obviously be forth coming from the Orange leader of the Repub brain-seeking tinmen on the Yellow Brick Road.
*Little Red Riding hood: The Orange leader’s claim that he was in bed with grandma when the wolf showed up can be refuted with video showing that he was actually in bed with Stormy Daniels at the time.
*The Princess and the Pea: It was not actually a pea under the stack of mattresses that the princess used to test the Orange one’ authenticity: it was a bowling ball, and despite his claim otherwise, the Orange one appeared to be totally comfortable
*Goldilocks: Irrefutable DOJ evidence shows that the Orange one not only slept in Goldilocks’s bed, but he also ate her porridge and then blew the house down with all occupants inside.
*The Pied Piper: As all the rats followed the piping Orange one out of town, there was a huge celebration led by the unionized Seven Dwarfs and the Old Woman Who lived in a Shoe.
You’re welcome, Kamala, and good luck!
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