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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper, having signed a new contract for another year as back-up blabbermouth, will be joining the practice squad as it completes drills following the recent presidential debate.
As a seasoned veteran—really overly seasoned at wearing #93, the keeper assumes a leadership role on the blabbermouth practice field by creating posts that make very little sense, rarely show redeeming value and can lead to serious trouble with relatives, neighbors or the law.
Terms of the keeper’s new blabbermouth contract have not been revealed and his faithful agent–Phyllis advises that neither she nor any member of the team exercises any post content control. They will, however, discourage the keeper from posting anything about eating cats even though the subject was brought up in the recent debate by the former POTUS as part of the reason he deserves to be back in the White House.
Photo by Bill Stokes
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