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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that even as old as he is—Phyllis is much younger but still old enough to know better, anyway, the two of them watched the TV end of the Repub circus Thursday night as the head clown droned on with his standard package of ME ME ME lies and his ambitions to become king.
It went way past their bedtime and as the keeper and Phyllis finally staggered toward the bedroom they asked each other, “Why did we do that?”
To put a finer point on it, why did the keeper and Phyllis use up an hour and a half of their precious lives listening to the “Don” review his marching orders for the rank-and-file cult members when the two of them could have been sleeping?
Under the heading of “old dogs-new tricks” add “old dogs-insatiable curiosity:” Will Melania the Don’s current immigrant wife show up to stand with him as he berates all immigrants and says they will all be deported, no exceptions. (Mrs. JD Vance talk to Melania.)
The keeper will be napping today.
Photo by Bill Stokes