Photo by Phyllis Stokes
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, announces that the keeper, on the basis of his recent “speech” to a friendly collection of Norwegians; and after hearing of the fallout from the Orange Man’s two hour Texas rant before the NRA’s Holy Church of Gun Nuts, as well as the reaction to the NFL kicker’s graduation speech advice for women to stay home and have lots of kids, on the strength of all of this the keeper is announcing his availability as a speaker for any and all events where a free meal is included as part of the program, and that would include breakfast where the keeper would pontificate on the virtue of bacon and eggs over cereal, a speech Phyllis unfailingly responds to with a Bronx cheer.
Photo by Bill Stokes