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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, laments, along with the keeper, that of the countless issues thar require lamenting, near the top of the list has to be the renaming of the Oscar Mayer advertising vehicle from “Weinermobile” to “Frankmobile.”
Is nothing sacred!!!
This uncalled-for corporate move obviously requires a rewrite of the old jungle “Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner……..” The keeper offers the following opening verse:
“I don’t want to be an Oscar Mayer Frank
“That’s what I don’t want to be.
“People can call me an old crank,
“And everyone can laugh at me.”
Phyllis advises the keeper to calm down and get back to dwelling on meaningful issues like the price of eggs.
Photo by Bill Stokes