adrigu, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, agrees with the keeper that by applying the same inane reasoning that the 2nd Amendment gun-nuts use to justify carrying a 30-clip, people-killer down Main street, all modern vehicles need to be equipped with horse diapers to keep the streets clear of horse crap.
There is indeed a mental health issue, a cultural-wide diagnosis of accepting the time-warped perception that it is okay to stand in a grocery line behind some jerk carrying a loaded assault weapon, or to listen to 2nd Amendment blather from an NRA dimwit who is pointing a rifle at the kids.
This is insanity with the inmates in charge, the same ones who flaunt their ignorance with “thoughts and prayers” and deny that when cow-crap gets into the ground water it will taste funny, and the solution to global warming is to give the rich a tax break.
The keeper will be ordering a horse-diaper for the 2020 Subaru he and Phyllis use to get back and forth to the general store where they shop for essentials like eggs and wine.
Photo by Bill Stokes