By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper dives into St. Patrick’s week with the following reminders:
1. It is the week of Phyllis’s birthday.
2. It will snow on Thursday.
3. Wisconsin’s minority rep. gov. is solidly in place.
4. Rare sunshine is not a health hazard.
5. The friendly black cat at the Bothman winery was born with a crippled leg and therefore does not know a life without limping.
6. It is possible to use too much fennel in cooking fish.
7. A new St. Vinny’s shirt is still a new shirt.
8. Watching the kids go back and forth to the high school does not make you one of them.
9. Time to drink a Guinness in memory of Tony Earl.
10. Under the dirty snow there is green.
