Jaroslav A. Polák from Brno, Czech Republic, CC0, via Wikimedia Commons
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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes sharing the keeper’s observations of a reversal in human evolution, a recent indicator being the discovery of a family that reportedly walks on all fours.
There are, of course, many other signs that we are headed back to the caves and the trees, it obviously being fatal to continue living with each other in an environment that includes guns and money.
The keeper is doing his part: he has disposed of his guns and is rapidly doing the same with his money, in part because he is unable to break his habit of having eggs for breakfast.
Then there is the fact of dumbing down the populace to deny the truth of history, and the keeper has a sense that his own knuckles are staring to drag.
Not Phyllis’s, however. She still stands upright and makes delicious innovative soup. Something to “evolve” for.
