Mariano Szklanny, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper was intrigued by the report of a Japanese man who paid $23,000 to have a costume made so he could realize his dream of being a wolf.
In asking Phyllis what creature the keeper might costume-up as, he was a bit chagrined when she said “beagle.” It turns out he had not heard her correctly and she had said “eagle,” at least that is what she claimed when the keeper reacted to what he heard as “beagle.”
This is the kind of morning thing that makes the rest of a day worth living,