Feline_identifying_microchip.JPG: Joelmills derivative work: Hundehalter, CC BY-SA 2.5, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper has inside dope that the Repubs are pushing a plan to have transmitting computer chips inserted into the scalps of women as a means of further controlling their behavior, as in how they bake a cherry pie, just what they use to season their meatloaf and how often they dust under the bed.
Claiming that their interests are involved, the misogynistic Repub men have the US Supine Court anxious to endorse their efforts in order to avoid the kind of rebellious thing now going on in Iran where demented men have demanded that women live under personal tarps and show only eyeballs.
The scalp chip would also permit monitoring the conversations in hair salons where women are thought to be fomenting opposition to living under absurd laws written by men back in 1835.
The women scalp-chip program is a major part of the Wisconsin campaigns of Michels and Johnson, both of whom have enough money to buy Mt. Sinai, and both of whom relate to the Wisconsin citizenry as plantation owners to slaves.
The broadcasting chips are to be inserted into women’s heads by the NRA, the RNC and in Wisconsin by the VPO–Vos Posse of Obstruction.