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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes the keeper’s campaign to restrict voting to only women, his thinking being that for a very long time, only men were allowed to vote, so women are owed.
History shows that while they have been allowed to vote, men have turned elections into auctions with money controlling everything in a “the-rich-get-richer” scheme that makes a mockery of democracy.
In their ignorance and arrogance, voting men have now gone too far by legislating what women can and cannot do with their own bodies.
This absurdity, comparable to making it illegal for men to get erections, cannot be allowed to stand, and therefore men can no longer be permitted to vote.
Women poll watchers are being recruited and will be armed with “fly” swatters to keep men from having anything to do with future elections.
The men-can’t-vote movement will be known as “Men Insufferable,” and is expected to sweep the country.
