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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, has been trying to assist the keeper in coming up with a situation for men that would compare to the one for women whereby they–women and girls, are forced–by men-written laws, to have a rapist’s baby, or one sired by any one of the law-writing men.
The keeper has hit the wall!
He is simply unable to come up with anything so absurdly comparable, while still avoiding wholesale male neutering, which neither gender favors and which would not be covered under most health insurance plans.
The men’s claim of “protecting life” is as phony as their pre-coitus promises and they need to be held accountable.
The best the keeper can come up with is a cement block chained permanently around a man’s neck so it hangs in the vicinity of his genitals. It might be called an “abortion prevention kit” and marketed by the evangelical crowd as a “Holy Health Necklace.”
The keeper needs help.
