Photo by Bill Stokes
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, approves the keeper’s observation that September 2022 has escaped and is at large somewhere in the calendar jungle where it is attempting to elude bounty hunters determined to capture its essence of truth and consequences for selective preservation.
A move to deny that September 2022 ever existed has been blown away by Hurricane Ion; and the meaning of MAGA has been permanently changed to “Men All Gone Ape,” with apologies to the apes.
All September 2022 birthdays have been cancelled, and one year is subtracted from the ages of those born that month; which still makes the keeper as old as a Model A Ford, but still eagerly going down the road with Phyllis.
Bring on September 2023!
