Elkanah Tisdale (1771-1835) (often falsely attributed to Gilbert Stuart)[1], Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper’s ability to remain vigilant during trying times, has revealed to him the Tim Michael’s gubernatorial plan for deporting Madison liberals to Florida in exchange for demented Ron DeSantis followers who will be hosted by Robin Vos at his popcorn farm.
That Wisconsin citizens would allow an out-of-state narcissistic millionaire to buy the governorship is frightening, but then so is Ron Johnson as a conspiracy-ridden senator; and deep thinkers like Fitzgerald, Tiffany and Grossman representing the state in DC.
All of this is, of course, the misery that comes with gerrymandering that subverts decency and intelligence in favor of greed and stupidity and shows little signs of abating: slavery beyond the cotton fields!
Have a nice Sunday.