Gage Skidmore from Surprise, AZ, United States of America, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons
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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports an occasion of pillow talk involving the keeper and his pillow, Phyllis being engrossed in reading a novel:
Pillow: “I’m being requited by Mike Lindell.”
Keeper: “To do what?”
Pillow: “To promote the tooth fairy.”
Keeper: “Do you believe in the tooth fairy?”
Pillow: “I’m not that stupid but being snored on by the likes of you is not all that exciting.”
Keeper: “We’ve been a team for lo these many years, what happened?”
Pillow: “Lindell promised me a spot on the pillow fight team with the actual tooth fairy.”
Keeper: “And who would that be?”
Pillow: “Ron Johnson, of course. Ron is not only the current official tooth fairy but is also the authentic Tin Man.”
Keeper: “Is there anything I could do to change your pillow mind?”
Pillow: “No. Lindell and Johnson are Gerrymandered in the public bed and there isn’t much you can do about it.”
Keeper: “I’m going to ask Phyllis to put her book down and talk to me.”
Pillow: “Good luck with that. Chances are she will pillow-talk about your snoring!”
