PROPOLI87, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper is withdrawing his reincarnation application to do some editing: instead of reappearing in the next cellular go-round as a springer spaniel as originally requested, the keeper is changing that to “German Shepherd,” his thinking being that coming back as a taller dog will make it easier for him bite the asses of those who need biting, such as the narcissistic ignorant right-wing nabobs playing a fatal game of fetch with the planet.
