Kickass Resists the Big End

U.S. Army Signal Corps, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

By Bill Stokes

Kickass, the doorstop dog, points out to the keeper that it is shortsighted, selfish and arrogant of him to look at old age as a positive that will spare him being around to witness just what kind of stupidity the human race uses to bring on the BIG END. 

As a result, the keeper has decided that he is not leaving under any circumstances and plans to stick around until the BIG END, which he predicts may be set off by either a chain reaction from the “big lie” or a rogue FBI commandeering toilet paper distribution.

Also, life with Phyllis is just too much fun!