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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that among the documents confiscated at Mar-a-lago was one that began: “Four score and seven years ago,” and which had been labeled by Mar-a-lago occupants as nothing more than an old sports story having no current relevance.
Investigation reveals that the vast collection of classified documents at Mar-a-lago was a misguided response to the toilet-paper hoarding fever that inexplicably gripped the country briefly prior to the Covid pandemic.
