Mingotack, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that at the Vista West post-fire drill assembly yesterday, the keeper posed the question to director Jeanne as to procedure in the event of a fire alarm going off when you happen to be naked, as in showering or getting dressed.
From Jeanne’s indirect response, the keeper concludes that the degree of fire-fleeing urgency will never be so great that the residents of Vista West should respond unclothed.
The keeper agrees wholeheartedly, the imagined image of stairwells crowded with “vintage” naked Vista West residents being more than he wants to bear. (Bare?)
