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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that through his unfailing source of inside information, the keeper has learned that upon opening the safe at Mar-a-Lago, FBI agents found a piece of apple pie.
Several bites had been taken from the piece of pie, and an accompanying slice of Wisconsin cheddar was missing.
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