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By Bill Stokes
Gage Skidmore from Peoria, AZ, United States of America, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons
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Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper in replacing the ubiquitous “Bigfoot” stream of nonsense with one called “Bigmouth” which will be headquartered in Wisconsin with unlimited expansion possibilities to other states and the District of Columbia.
Most “Bigmouth” sightings specific to Wisconsin show a figure running through the political woods with his mouth open as he spouts absurdities. Bigmouth has been identified as Ron Johnson but other possibilities exist.
If sighted, notify election authorities immediately.
