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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, will be joining the keeper and Phyllis in identifying themselves as “weather prisoners” in view of today’s forecast; and should they get caught out in a storm, it will not be their fault that they get wet, but due to their own stupidity in using a ragged umbrella full of narcissistic holes.
Too bad they don’t have enough sense to stay inside and play a Jan.6 version of Truth and Consequences!