Artwork by Michael DiMilo
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper has again reached that outrage level whereby all forms of expression fail him, except what he outrageously claims to be poetry:
I think that I shall never see
How the Secret Service works for me.
A Service that loses its homework,
         Then says a dog ate it…. maybe.
I think that I shall never know
A senate candidate as dumb as Johnson
But Georgia’s Walker tweets the world is flat,
         Thank God he’s not running in Wisconsin!
I think that I shall never overhear
The phone call between Trump and Vos,
Two narcissistic ego maniacs,
         Trying to make hay out of a loss.
I think that I shall never go to court
Where justice depends on gender.
The Thomas-led misogynistic ignorance.
         Means justices out on a bender!
