Photo by Infrogmation, Mardi Gras morning, 1998, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, is supportive of the keeper’s creation of “Ignorance Day” to be celebrated following “Independence Day,” when the masses beat themselves about the head with explosive sticks provided by narcissistic, money-driven dictators.
“Ignorance Day” is yesterday and today and tomorrow, and is grounded in greed, god and the illusion of freedom while wearing shackles and blindfolds.
Dogs do not recognize “Ignorance Day,” having put in place a pampered lifestyle of free food, soft sofas and a plastic-bag disposal system.
Not being a dog, the keeper celebrates Ignorance Day along with everybody else, by saluting money, exercising gender shame, tolerating gerrymandered jerks, and “fetching” for an indecent power structure while carrying a plastic bag.
Happy Ignorance Day!
