Gage Skidmore from Peoria, AZ, United States of America, CC BY-SA 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, helps the keeper note that in the tsunami of ignorance and absurdity prevailing as of July 1, 2022 in Wisconsin, count the following:
*Roe-betraying men make it legal—even honorable in their view, for men to grope at women’s privates in public.
*Repub-dominated State Supine court decides nothing can be done to extract narcissistic leech Fred Prehn from the DNR board, thus leaving in place gun-crowd policies contrary to the state’s illustrious conservation history.
*Wisconsin bear-hound summer-training season opens whereby knuckle-dragging rednecks from all over the country gang into Wisconsin—the ONLY state where it is allowed—to release aggressive hounds to the torment of not only bear, but all forms of propagating wildlife, in vast stretches of the otherwise summer-tranquil north woods.
*A Vos-led, gerrymandered Repub legislature thumbs its nose at any attempt by Evers and others to insert humanitarian response and decency into state government.
*A demented former, Vos-sponsored, supine court justice staggers about the state waving his arms and shouting about rats in the voting booth outhouse. His name is Michael Gableman and he knows of rats, having used their lying tactics to originally replace an honorable man on the state’s high court.
*Sen. Johnson displays his complete intellect on the head of a pin.
*Money runs everything in Wisconsin: the keeper’s “two-cents’ worth” is a contribution in kind.