Neanderthal-Museum, Mettmann, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, assists the keeper in sorting through the emergence of the “Misogyny Monarchy” as it is being crafted by the US Supine Court according to hints about a coming decision that, in a Darwinian U-turn, will take the tribe back to caveman days when knuckle-dragging white guys pulled woman into the shadows by their hair and treated them as “pleasure boards.”
Using the framework remnants of slave days, the Misogyny Monarchy will employ auctions in which women are sold to rich guys like Elon Musk, who has already bought the holiday of Mother’s Day with plans to remove the “M,” so Mother’s Day becomes “Other’s Day,” to honor male narcissists, bought politicians and Tesla drivers.
Cracks in the women’s glass ceiling are to be repaired by skilled conservative glass blowers; unaccountable misogynistic corporations will deny women the right to vote or hold property; and pay-toilets will be revived as a financial measure to avoid taxing the rich. The pay toilets will be monitored by homophobic attendants recruited from the ranks of unemployed Mar a Lago staff and Jan. 6 insurrectionists.
The keeper satirizes the incredible global demise of truth and decency for the entertainment of himself, Phyllis, and others who may see the planet as a contaminated unstable ball with a dismal outlook, but the only ride they have, short of a ticket on billionaire Paul Allen’s SpaceShipOne.
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Bravo, Bill. Hit the nail on the head as only you can. I always liked to define life in the simplest terms. One of the simple terms is good vs bad guy. Most of us who still have at least a portion of our brains working know who the bad guys are and why. But where are the good guys? There are no more heroes. The knuckle-draggers are winning the battle and the heroes are fighting windmills. We all understand the diagnosis in this quickly becoming a toxic wasteland of bad ideas and sick people, but the treatment continues to elude us.
Right on, Neal.