Kickass and Caddy Image

Greg Gjerdingen from Willmar, USA, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, notes that the keeper and his ilk are inclined to date themselves by referring to items and events that correlate to their early years, such as the keeper’s frequently used comment that he is as old as a …
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Old School Cinema: The Way We Were

Siebbi, CC BY 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Geoff Carter In his recent Harper’s article “Il Maestro”, Martin Scorsese laments that today’s film industry has become so centered on profiteering that—in the world of marketing algorhythms and streaming platforms—cinematic art has been relegated to the same level as any type of streaming content, be it a commercial, …
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Kickass and Old Newlyweds

Photo by Bill Stokes By Bill Stokes Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that Phyllis is off to Ohio to visit her daughter Gina and family, while the keeper heads for Minnesota to spend time with son Larry and offspring at his “driftless” trout/deer cabin. Phyllis flies, the keeper drives, which may exemplify the respective circumstances …
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Kickass and Price of Gas

Daniel Christensen, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes          Kickass, the doorstop dog, failed in his attempt to prevent the keeper from participating in April-as-poetry-month, and he apologizes for that.                   THE PRICE OF GAS          On stopping at the gas pumps          In the company of grumps,          Carrying a bucket of money,          For …
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Kickass and the Poll Workers

Terri Sewell , Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes      Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper, having screwed up an absentee ballot, was rescued by the patient ladies at his polling place as they provided the kind of hand-holding the keeper’s ineptness requires.          The simple routine of voting was the highlight of …
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Kickass Votes for Phyllis

Photo by Bill Stokes By Bill Stokes     Kickass, the doorstop dog, has no plans to accompany the keeper to the polls today to vote in the municipal election, but he will be watching to make sure the keeper votes for those candidates who have proven that they are decent human beings and not egocentric jerks: …
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Kickass and Moral Posting

BakeNecko, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons By Bill Stokes       Kickass, the doorstop dog, informs the keeper that his—the keeper’s seeming ability to ignore the slaughter and suffering of millions of his planetary partners while producing lighthearted commentary about his personal ride on the big ball, does not speak to indifference, but to a coping …
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