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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper, in his eagerness to be helpful, is pointing out Wisconsin job opportunities to the Disney characters who are losing their Florida jobs for saying certain words, like “stupid, dumb, outrageous, unbelievable, racist, homophobic and constipated.”
GOOFY: You are a natural to join the staff of former
Supreme court Gableman who is investigating to see if dogs peed on the lutefisk displays outside grocery stores last Christmas.
MICKEY MOUSE: Your Mickey Mouse talents make you over- qualified to replace Vos, the Wisconsin legislative leader who personally contaminates most of the State cheese to make it unpalatable by the citizenry.
MINNY MOUSE: You need to get on the ballet as a candidate for governor to replace candidate Rebecca Kleefisch, whose platform includes a plank bridge to Idiocyland, which compromises large sections of Wisconsin.
DONALD DUCK: Well, while we have recently had our fill of “Donalds,” we have the perfect job for you in replacing Prehn, the Wausau tooth-jerker who continues to extract decency from the
State’s conservation policy even though his term has ended.
ALL DISNEY CHARACTERS: For god’s sake get here as soon as you can to replace the narcissist clowns currently on the state supreme court who recently ruled that cheese is a laxative!
