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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, passes along the keeper’s note to Gov. Tony Evers following the Guv’s state of the state speech as carried on PBS Tuesday night:
“Good job, Tony, honoring EMTs and Vets, and distributing some of the state surplus to the citizenry; but not nearly tough enough in view of the contrary narcissistic Repubs who have yet to confirm some of your important appointments: The DNR Board is still being run by that arrogant Wausau dentist who needs to be pulled like an aching molar, but Vos and his lie-supporting minions sit on their hands like the selfish bullies that they are.
“Incidentally, Guv, there is something infinitely immature and childish about the broadcast showing the smug Repubs sitting on their hands as the Dems jump up and down applauding your every statement:
“Tradition!
“Theater of the Absurd!
“And then PBS is unpredictable and recently broadcast a Nova show called “Secrets in Scat,” not to infer that there is any comparison to that subject matter and your speech.
“The image of a pasty-faced Vos looming over your left shoulder as you spoke, bespoke of the impossible nature of dealing with a minority representative gang of lie-supporting, conspiracy-believing narcissists that apparently think cow-scat flavored drinking water is OK for much of the state, and a second coming of the great orange buffoon is right around the corner.
“The invasion of the UW marching band to end your speech—that was a nice touch: It got the Repubs off their hands and it gave the Dems reason to smile as they stood and applauded yet one more time.”
