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By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, is unable to challenge the keeper in his conclusion that the very natural process of regurgitation used by some birds and animals to feed their young, by bees to make honey and by cows to chew their cuds, is the only possible explanation for the current absurd circumstance of allowing the rich to evade taxes while lauding their paltry philanthropy.
Since the “trickle down” economic label, long promoted by the “haves,” has–more or less, been rejected for its offensive urination connotations, the keeper sees its logical replacement as “regurgitation.”
In this age of absurdity, there is a great need for applying natural verities at every opportunity, even at the risk of starting off the week and the month with what some may consider insensitive subject matter. After all, there were—maybe still are, professional regurgitators, one of whom—The Great Waldo, performed by regurgitating live mice and frogs, and another who spouted a fire-hose-like stream of water.
None of this show business sounds like something to draw SRO crowds, especially when there is the spectacular daily Repub regurgitation show by the billionaires and millionaires among us.
(Kickass hopes that the keeper will be able to upgrade his future ranting, maybe to the exclusion of bodily functions.)
