Original: Mintguy / Fredrik Derivative work: Archenzo at Italian Wikipedia – User Romanm, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons
By Bill Stokes
Kickass, the doorstop dog, is doing his best to help the keeper survive the edicts of Republican leaders as they advise the citizenry on dealing with various threats:
*Vos, Johnson, Tiffany, and other deep thinkers advise Wisconsin residents to face the current “unsafe air warning” by ceasing to breath, particularly the elderly.
*Various southern governors are recommending that the best protection from the approaching hurricane is to climb up onto the roof with a surfboard, particularly the elderly.
*The Republican antivaccine crowd suggests that traffic circles violate individual freedom and people should be free drive around them in either a clockwise or counterclockwise direction, particularly the elderly.
*In many states, anyone caught wearing a mask will be ridiculed and then shot as a potential bank robber, unless they can prove their identity as an elderly Lone Ranger.
*Recent Republican Supreme Court decisions—both state and national, indicate that, to qualify to vote, citizens must assume an awkward posture involving their head and a major body orifice as modeled by the MAGA cult.
Kickass will be encouraging the keeper to take more naps.
